The Simpson's Movie: A One Act Play

Kyle Smith's positive take in the New York Post is written as a one-act Simpsons script:

July 25, 2007 -- SCENE I - BURNS’ OFFICE

BURNS
Smithers, release the review.

SMITHERS
You remember Simpson, that oxygen-waster in sector 7G?

BURNS
Never heard of him.

SMITHERS
He seems to have a movie out.

BURNS
Another D.W. Griffith spectacular, eh? Starring Lillian Gish and Harold Lloyd, I hope?

SMITHERS
No, sir. But it does have Albert Brooks and a surprise guest - one of the biggest movie stars of the last 20 years.

BURNS
Piffle and nincompoopery! Can’t President Hoover do something about Hollywood standards?

Click here to read the entire review. I'm really looking forward to seeing it.