Here's a funny little note from my friend Mike about the recent election:
so long, Rick Santorum. i'll miss your oddly-endearing homophobic prattling. and i'll miss you too, Mark Foley. your IMs didn't make me horny, but they did make me FOTF-LOL. text me some time. or do they let you do that in rehab? goodbye to you too, Conrad Burns. i hope you stashed away some of that Abramoff money. and farewell, George Allen, you crazy ol' makaka. are you're familiar with the 'L' word? look on the bright side, Don Sherwood, now you'll have more time to spend abusing your mistress. bye bye, Tom DeLay. maybe if you campaign hard enough they'll let you be Cell Block C Majority Leader. and i bet your nickname 'the hammer' will take on a whole new meaning. best of luck to you, Ken Blackwell and Mike DeWine. don't feel too bad. you can't be expected to fix EVERY election. nice try, Katherine Harris. if only you'd worn just a little bit more eyeliner. goodbye Lincoln Chafee. i know you were a moderate, and i honestly did like you, but you had one of those big ugly 'R's next to your name, so you had to go. and Don Rumsfeld, what can i say? Rumy, i'll miss you the most. there are things we know and things we don't know and things we know we don't know and things we don't know we don't know, but one thing we do know is that you are now unemployed.i hear KBR is hiring truck drivers.
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